"They may take away our hit points, but they can never take away our PASTA!!!"
Dr. Hobo's Map is found in the Outskirts Of Cobb's Knob. You need an Asparagus
Knife (from the Haunted Pantry), and must have a Cool Whip (bought from the
Market) equipped. Use the map to complete the quest and get Dr. Hobo's
scalpel.